This morning during my routine BM I was thumbing through one of my Playboys from the stack to the left of my toilet (to your right if you're looking at said porcelain). I got to noticing that it doesn't take a connoisseur such as myself to notice the differences between the centerfolds of the 80s, 90s, and today. And if you're like me, you miss days gone by.
Take "The Girls Next Door" as an example. Really, they're just females with a fetish of playing photoshopped females. They're not real, and they certainly don't tickle Tim's fancy. Blah.
Now, if you take a gander at Alana Soares, Playmate for March 1983 (my birth month if you're curious!), she's a natural brunette; the archetypal girl next door. She's even from Redondo Beach and her biggest enemy is the scale! Me too! Where's my Alana? I hope you're out there!
Currently listening to : "Maneater" - Nelly Furtado
Mwah mwah,
Tim
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